February 2012
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Oh, and by the way, Taco Bell is just 10x more appetizing if
it’s late at night
you are trying to give it up for lent
you are failing
you are a mess
go eat your fucking quesadilla, you uncontrollable whore.
Hey, man, if I can find someone who can dance to Queen without guilt in my car then I know I have found the one.
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So, I was driving on the parkway and it was raining really hard. I was going about 65 mph when I hit a puddle and my car spun to the right turn lane and I swear to god I almost died.
After about a minute or so, my sister just started sobbing uncontrollably and I laughed hysterically. Or maybe it was the other way around.
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Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear...
– Haruki Murakami
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tell me about your day.
Anonymous asked: Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot less personal over the past year or so. You don't post as many of your thoughts, like your deep thoughts. There isn't anything wrong with it, I just feel like you're...less real.