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I’m John. I’m a seventeen year old prospective college student biologically designed to conduct inelegant attempts at conversation with the average individual. I’m a fast-food enthusiast living in the completely tolerable state of Virginia. I consume absurd amounts of food, although in spite of this, I rarely gain weight, which some might consider extremely uncanny. I’m in the midst of having a love affair with the literary works of trangressional fiction novelist, Chuck Palahniuk and award-winning author, John Green. If you’re genuinely interested to learn more, or you would just like to discuss how much we both share a very enthusiastic love for Studio Ghibli films, which I’m sure you do, then please do talk to me.

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So, I was driving on the parkway and it was raining really hard. I was going about 65 mph when I hit a puddle and my car spun to the right turn lane and I swear to god I almost died.

After about a minute or so, my sister just started sobbing uncontrollably and I laughed hysterically. Or maybe it was the other way around.

15 notes · jesus what if i died, oh my god,
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  6. mydearwats0n said: NOT GOING ON THE PARKWAY TODAY JEEZ. but i want taco bell ):
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  8. oksabr-ina said: i’d die if you died john omG
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