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I’m John. I’m a seventeen year old prospective college student biologically designed to conduct inelegant attempts at conversation with the average individual. I’m a fast-food enthusiast living in the completely tolerable state of Virginia. I consume absurd amounts of food, although in spite of this, I rarely gain weight, which some might consider extremely uncanny. I’m in the midst of having a love affair with the literary works of trangressional fiction novelist, Chuck Palahniuk and award-winning author, John Green. If you’re genuinely interested to learn more, or you would just like to discuss how much we both share a very enthusiastic love for Studio Ghibli films, which I’m sure you do, then please do talk to me.