Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.

I'm John hi. I guess it's courtesy that I say something about myself since you're here. I'm an 18-year-old college sophomore at James Madison University. I'm an aspiring nurse and I like bowties (wearing them, I don't possess a weird fetish for them or anything although that could possibly happen). I eat a lot of food, read a lot of books and watch a lot of movies, sometimes all at once. I enjoy talking endlessly about these aforementioned topics and sometimes have heated discussions with friends (especially food, jesus don't get me started on food). I have no clue where I'm going but I feel like life is a cult and all you have to do is follow it and see what happens. Wow that was probably an awful comparison, I'm terribly sorry.

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17 notes Hello friends. I don’t know if it’s still acceptable to post a self-gratuitous photo of yourself here but here you go. I haven’t been on here in a while. I’ve missed you all.

18 notes My new bowties came woop.

7 notes Greetings from Florida!

25 notes Victoria Secret had a sale today and I had to go with my sister so naturally, I had to dress up like this to preserve my masculinity. Hi.

19 notes I could read An Abundance of Katherines an obscure number of times and to this day, I’d still be overwhelmed by the amount of theoretical math that’s involved in the novel. Anyway, cheers to a lovely monday, internet!

15 notes Hello internet

18 notes My sister is trying to get me into One Direction just in time for the concert next week. It’s been a progressively pleasing five minutes.

17 notes i don’t have any pants on. but you can’t see that. hi

45 notes Using my less than adequate creativity to create a valentine’s card for my nonexistent valentine.

23 notes Hi.

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